Shaun T Quotes
Well if you have been doing Insanity then you know Shaun T has some great 1 liners. I have been saying I need to write them down, so here are a few from yesterdays plyo cardio circuit. More to come… Feel free to add your own 
And I’m smilin cause I love it!
Sccooooooooooo “let’s gooooooooo”
Ready? Jack it out! We start to jack a little faster! Jack it out!
We good y’all?
But it’s not cardio it’s control.
Here are some from Pure Cardio
I’m talking spit!
That sh*! is bananas yo!
I’m so tired I don’t know the name of my moves.
Shaun T is starting to sweat
Your muscles are nice an warm right now so you can stretch real goood.
Some from Cardio Recovery & Balance
Grab a Shaun T
From Fit Test
Insanity is not sexist!
LMAO! “SCOOOO!” & “Ready? Jack it out! We start to jack a little faster! Jack it out!”
I doesn’t get any better than that!
I also like how you memorize random parts of the video. Like in the stretch for Plyo, when Shaun says “Make sure your legs aren’t too far apart.” I always go “JOSH! You’re such a F*#& Up!”
I don’t know why, cuz Josh kicks my ass every day, but it makes me feel better~
Hhaahhah Chad that is too funny! I know JOSHHHHH. You know after filming Josh was like, yo dawg why you gotta be like that and call me out! hahah Dig Deep Josh no cheating SSSSCOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
“Shaun T is starting to sweat”
Cracks me up… don’t know why.
Wait until you get into the Max workouts, there will be many quotes from there as well. “30 second water break.. drink your water.. you only get 30 seconds people this isn’t a coffee break!”
Hahah I can’t wait. Just hope while getting whooped in the Max workouts I can remember them hehe.
I hope you don’t mind I borrowed your Shaun T Face pic. Great quotes Chris. I never caught that part about Josh on the Plyo DVD, I’ll have to keep my eye on that next time around.
My favorite is, “and here it is from the back. Bam! Bam!(with every move)” I’m like, Shaun T, I’m losing my focus. Turn back around so I can work out without the distraction! Sorry guys, female p.o.v.
This isn’t tap dancing people! Or this is the time when Shaun T needs to take a break
Also that part where the lady spits and it lands in her hair I’m always like haha fail
haha Jorge which one is that! nasty lol
I think it’s plyometric cardio circuit but it’s def in the first month
During a water break
“Shaun T is staring to sweat” has to be one of the best.
Max interval circuit “If your laying on the couch or your garage, I don’t know where you are laying”…..Who is laying down in their garage?
I love when the one girl that says she wants to leave and when the one says she feels like SH#* and Shaun T takes a second to process it.
My favorite is from one of the max workouts, I think it is during hit the floor when Shaun T says “you always have to support yourself when you’re going down”
Anyone else think it is creepy when he man handles some of the dudes while they are working out?
“Im smilling cuz i love killing people, im a killa, i kill”- from the max interval circuit dvd…lol effin shaun t
Not a quote, but one of my favorite parts of the whole set (just finished it tonight) is when you finish the Max Interval Circuit, and Jeff the B-boy dude does one of his moves and almost hits one of the women in the face. And Jeff doesn’t even know he almost just nailed some woman- he just walks off like the cock of the walk that he is.
Most annoying part is when he says there is only 20 seconds left of the Heisman in the Core Cardio and Balance and you really have more than 30. Always pisses me off.
Hahha Dannaman i know. Ariel is like WTF!!!! DUmb AZZ
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and to LIz yeah that is great when she says she wants to leave and he is like…. you wanna… go take a break hahahhahah
Great stuff!
My absolute favorite is in the cardio recovery (month 1) when he says “this is as far as I can lift my leg because I got big quads” and then quickly admires his quad with a cocky smile. Oh, it kills me everytime!!
And lol on the “Josh” comment earlier! I chime in with “JOSH” everytime too! Even when I’m by myself. Its a nice little break to all the seriousness.
yeah I always throw a JOSH!!! in there hahah the best!!!
I got big quads!! lol
This is great stuff! My favorite is “And I’m smilin cuz I LOVE IT!” I say it with him every time!
“I know you earned the shirt” “Working the core, Working the core!”. Why hasn’t this been an SNL skit yet? LOL
hahah Stephen your right this would be great on SNL
right up there with Nick the Company COmputer guy!! Instead of MOVEEE it would be JOSH!!! hahahah
In max interval sports training he does 8 jumps then “sprints” around the 3 point line. His feet are moving so fast but his body is still; Cracks me up cuz it makes him look like road runner. Also, he should learn his right from left cuz he is always saying to put the wrong leg down!
He says everything in reverse (in every workout) for the viewers @ home, if you notice, even Mario in one of the workouts in Month1 gets confused going the direction he says to go while everyone else is going the opposite… unless the vids are flipped and Mario is just an idiot lol but yea it’s for us… -ShaunD-Round2Month2Week2Day3/-71lbs… 338 to 267 Let’s Go!
Pomps, im pretty sure it’s either mirror image on the cameras(unlikely) or that he says the opposite cuz u r following him in a different direction. everytime he says go into the right he goes to his left, BUT we go to our right following the moves like a mirror. either way DIG DEEPER y’all
These quotes have my brother and I dying laughing when we are working out. Most of these are my faves including the..”Straighten out that leg…..JOSHH!!” So done after that comment.
I even laugh when during the first month where he askes one of the spanish women..”Can you feel it?” And erotically she’s like, “Yeaaa.”
This isn’t a coffee break people!!
I LOVE these quotes.. Doing the Insanity workout and have to laugh every time Shaun T mentions one of these..
Have to laugh at these Shaun T quotes on these t-shirts as well – http://www.zazzle.com/invanity+gifts – with the logo changed to Invanity (see what they did there?)
here’s hoping Shaun T comes up with a few more in the new addition of The Asylum
i’m not trying to HURT you i’m just trying to make you BETTER!!!
ps-i love josh. JOSH.
Julie that’s too funny. Did pure cardio tOnight and was cracking up when he said that! You wanna leave? Go sit down!!’
“Insanity is not sexist” is my favorite!
I LOVE when Jeff almost hits Ariel, and she makes that face! And then if you keep watching, when they’re shaking hands, she wipes her hands on her shorts after she shakes hands with him. LOL. You know what would be awesome? If someone were to make a youtube video with a clips from Insanity of all these great quotes. I’d favourite that in a heartbeat!
I just finished Max Interval Circuit and the part where Jeff almost hits Ariel was priceless. Haha! Does anyone know what nationality Jeff is? Or know his last name?
Every time in the warmup when he says “Mummy, come on”, I hear “Mommy, come on”…it cracks me up!
This site made my whole damned day! Thank you guys so much! Some of it is unintentional porn for sure. “Are you in it?” This is my second go ’round with Shaun T and I love (hate) him!
Hahah no doubt! I start full Insanity again in a few weeks, doing it twice a week now with P90x and it still cracks me up!
Ready? Jerk it out! We start to jerk a little faster! Jerk it out!
My favorites:
I’m drippin’
What you want to do is put your knee, on your knee…
Boom….. HA! (every time he starts the Heisman)
Turnover people
Why do I do what I do? Cuz I wanna look goooooood….
Doing Ski downs.. Dont do this, “THIS IS NO!”
“You never wore a sports bra before Insanity, did you?!”
“If you got some of this; you need to drink some of this.”
The “You never wore a sports bra” quote always makes me a little uncomfortable… thoughts?
Hahah yeah G-Dogg that one is always a bit strange. Like what did she wear before lol. And when Shaun is like how old are you to the blonde lady. She is like wtf man!! hahahahha great stuff
The last couple seconds of the recovery week are hilarious. Some dude gives Ariel a high five, she looks at her and it and wipes it on her shorts looking disgusted.
My favorite is “you wanna leave????” It cracks me up every time. The look on his face is priceless.
“Take a break, take a break, but keep going.” What? NOOOO!